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Anonymous asked: I'm sorry but you're too old to enjoy satanic animes with yaoi and pedophilic undertones for seducing teens to the life of sin and homosexuality and human sacrifices. You need to grow the fuck up and find something better, preferably with Jesus.

aloisbae:

if you were serious:

someone sounds a bit grumpy!! i’m sorry that you are so irritated by my entertainment, something that has no effect on you whatsoever, that you felt the need to come into my askbox and fail to hurt me or change my mind

this sounds rather fabricated as a whole, and since you hit the nail on the head with “yaoi and pedophilic undertones”, i can assume that you have watched the show before. as for “seducing teens to the life of sin and homosexuality and human sacrifies” (?????????), have you seen my blog???? which is full of “sin” and homosexuality?????? neither of which are going to change. and i don’t sacrifice humans, contrary to popular belief

also, i didn’t realize there was an age limit on enjoying certain things. why does it bother you that i enjoy them at my age, anyway? are you upset because you enjoyed something “not for your age” once and got reprimanded, and are now taking it out on me instead of working it out yourself? you can’t even show me your identity to do it, either. how sad

i have no interest in pursuing a relationship with jesus either, so

i think you might need to grow up, anon. what did you hope to gain by sending me this? did you hope i would have a sudden change of heart through your harsh words and give up my love of anime and black butler and go pick up a bible? more likely, you wanted me to cry and be sad and hurt. but why is that? why do you want to hurt me when i’ve done nothing to you so far as i know? and if you’re really that offput by the black butler and you follow me (which i hope to god you don’t), then the unfollow button is right there. end your suffering

but in the end, thanks for the laugh, anon, because this is the most hilarious and unbelievable message i have ever interpreted seriously

if you were not serious:

Wait, you don’t sacrifice humans? … I think I may be following the wrong blog.

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